Life's Great Mysteries Traditional Cache

This phrase is often humorously 
applied to unimportant things.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

How come abbreviation is such a long word?

Why is there only one word for "thesaurus"?

How does the man who drives the snow-plough get to work in winter?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? They should be called togetherments

Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

And so many more are Life's Greatest Mysteries.

Just working off the Mystery at the Museum theme for the 2019 Summer Souvenirs. 

Quick P & G - BYOP