Put away yer nice things and lock up yer chili dogs cuz ol' Bob Billy the Redneck Geocatcher is coming to town!
For yer sake and the sake of North Dakota, I's bringin' my good pal Halemeister to keep me in line. Plus he can usually find geocatches when I cant. He's a gud friend that way, he is... "dontcha know" I did that thar just fer yous all North Dakotians.
Mr Halemeister and me, we's comin' to check out that thar Geo Tour y'all got there and we'd really like to meets a lot of yas. So come on out and say howdy to us and we'll probably have a couple things to give away like some buttons and stickers.
And if'n yer thinkin yer good at the ol' Rock Paper Scissors, we might be able to scare up a game for a new trackable or two.
Mr Halemeister and Mr Kneel will be havin their video cameras there so's they can make some more videos fer y'all to watch later on.
The party is startin at 8 o'clock and is goin til 9. I'm hopin I don't have any jet legs from coming from Michigan.
I'll see y'all there!!