S.M.A.U.G:

Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves

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Please indicate if you will be attending as a

GYPSY	TRAMP	THIEF

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Bites and burns and blue abrasions? We've got a pill for all occasions!

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Afflicted with scurvy or deafness? Come preach a little gospel and drink a couple bottles of Doctor Good with some merry and unusual geocachers. You'll witness miracles and taste of the elixir of ever-lasting fish. Relieve your pain and restore your health!

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Gypsies, tramps and thieves are encouraged to bring a fish-based food to share and will receive a free Chapstick GUARANTEED TO CURE rheumatism, stiff neck and cavities.

(While supplies last.)

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All attendees are invited to participate in Mr. Squid's Sitting Kazoo Orchestra. Kazoos will be provided or bring your own.

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You will find launch coordinates in the waypoints to reach the travelin' show. We meet at the island, not at the launch. See you there from 11-1 but most likely longer.

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Assorted quotes and words stolen from Cher, Neil Diamond, Pete's Dragon and the internet in general.

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