YEE-HAW !! Me an the boys an ol' Lucy ( Lucy's mah dawg ) wuz
out cruzin', and we found Mike Woods Boole-vard. Thats fancy talk
fer a road.
Now, I don't know Mike, but he gotsta be one heck of a feller ta
get hisself such a perty Pencil-vanea road named fer him. And
better yet, it turns into a real nice 4x4 trail !!!
Wal, me an the gang were jes so plum tickled at all the fun we
had, we decided ta hide one a dem der boxes so's the rest a ya can
come see ol' Mikes road too !
When ya get to the end a Mikes bowl-a-vard, ( N 41º 31.364, W
080º 14.817 ) jes' keep a goin strate on in.
I gotta wern ya tho, thars a few things ya otta know. If'n ya
gots a sissified 4x4, all one color and shiny, its gonna get WET,
MUDDY, & could get scratched.
Jes' in case ya dont bleve me, see dat video 'o' dem BACON
fellers what gots dem selfs stucked.
I smell
BACON
The trail starts wider 'n Ol Man Keeney's John Deere, but
narrows down the further ya go till it gets tighter than Sally
Hootchens garter belt, specially if'n ya try gettin clear thru to
the next road.
Make sher yer tires is good'n full, cause da puddles, they is
DEEP. The rocks in the bottom means ya get thru ok, but itsa lotta
wadder ! If'n ya likes frog legs, they runs outta da puddles when
they sees yer truck comin.
When ya find dat ammo box we lef 4 ya, doncha be taken da ol'
fridge near dere, too ! Were gonna give it ta Ma 'n' Pa fer dere
annie-varsary. Gonna be 14 years since they got ta bein mor'n jes
cuzzins. We'alls gonna have a big shin-dig fer em too, but don't
tell !! Its a serprize. Shhh.
Oh yea. Slim says bring yer shotgun fer da deerflies, we grows
em big in dese here parts. But, don't fry em. You'll be in ta
outhouse all nite. TRUST ME. Deres more grease in a fly dan in a
used car salesman !
If'n ya gots one'a dem fancy pitcher-taken things, we'd sher be
tickled ta see some a yer trip. An ya gotsta writ yer logs jes like
we be talkin, so's we ken unnerstand ya. Udderwize, yer log jes
mite get lost in thet thar ciber-space thingy we heres about !
Have fun ya'll !!!
P.S. Doncha be bringin no rev-a-noors wicha, pappy dun dont like
nobodys messin' with his shine !!!
