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The 4x4 Hillbilly Hide Traditional Geocache

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Captain Chaoss: Durn rev-a-noors be dun did take away dis here bit a contry side frum us. ya'll dat gots tuh hunt here, I wuz plum tickled ta hear bout yer ad ventures. Tanks fer sharin, but as dat cartoony pig says' DATS ALL FOLKS !

Hidden : 07/30/2005
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Geocache Description:

An ammo box hidden just off " Mike Wood Boulevard ".

Cache is moved from its previous hiding spot, but NOT FAR. Use same co-ords, but look different.

Since I've revised the hide style, Cache is able to be re-logged by previous finders. MUST log in hill-billy language tho.

YEE-HAW !! Me an the boys an ol' Lucy ( Lucy's mah dawg ) wuz out cruzin', and we found Mike Woods Boole-vard. Thats fancy talk fer a road.

Now, I don't know Mike, but he gotsta be one heck of a feller ta get hisself such a perty Pencil-vanea road named fer him. And better yet, it turns into a real nice 4x4 trail !!!

Wal, me an the gang were jes so plum tickled at all the fun we had, we decided ta hide one a dem der boxes so's the rest a ya can come see ol' Mikes road too !


When ya get to the end a Mikes bowl-a-vard, ( N 41º 31.364, W 080º 14.817 ) jes' keep a goin strate on in.

I gotta wern ya tho, thars a few things ya otta know. If'n ya gots a sissified 4x4, all one color and shiny, its gonna get WET, MUDDY, & could get scratched.

Jes' in case ya dont bleve me, see dat video 'o' dem BACON fellers what gots dem selfs stucked.

I smell BACON

The trail starts wider 'n Ol Man Keeney's John Deere, but narrows down the further ya go till it gets tighter than Sally Hootchens garter belt, specially if'n ya try gettin clear thru to the next road.

Make sher yer tires is good'n full, cause da puddles, they is DEEP. The rocks in the bottom means ya get thru ok, but itsa lotta wadder ! If'n ya likes frog legs, they runs outta da puddles when they sees yer truck comin.

When ya find dat ammo box we lef 4 ya, doncha be taken da ol' fridge near dere, too ! Were gonna give it ta Ma 'n' Pa fer dere annie-varsary. Gonna be 14 years since they got ta bein mor'n jes cuzzins. We'alls gonna have a big shin-dig fer em too, but don't tell !! Its a serprize. Shhh.

Oh yea. Slim says bring yer shotgun fer da deerflies, we grows em big in dese here parts. But, don't fry em. You'll be in ta outhouse all nite. TRUST ME. Deres more grease in a fly dan in a used car salesman !

If'n ya gots one'a dem fancy pitcher-taken things, we'd sher be tickled ta see some a yer trip. An ya gotsta writ yer logs jes like we be talkin, so's we ken unnerstand ya. Udderwize, yer log jes mite get lost in thet thar ciber-space thingy we heres about !

Have fun ya'll !!!

P.S. Doncha be bringin no rev-a-noors wicha, pappy dun dont like nobodys messin' with his shine !!!


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