Wernher von “P” and I were doing some rocketry with a cache
payload the other day. We found an out-of-the-way place to launch
it, which are the coordinates above (there was a disturbance in
“The Force” when we got there), and we sent that bad boy, which we
named SOHCAHTOA, on its way!
Fortunately we had a spotter to help us because when
SOHCAHTOA left the grip of the Earth, the only thing we were
looking at was a gigantic cloud of smoke and a vapor trail ripping
its path From The Earth To The Moon!
With a little help from our spotter, we figured out that
SOHCAHTOA was launched perfectly... 90 degrees from the Earth and
31,653.1 feet straight up!! At that altitude, the cache-load was
deployed and parachuted back to Earth at an amazing 31.4 degree
angle with a heading of 77.56 degrees true (let me tell you, my
spotter was good!).
Wernher von “P” and I never saw the
cache again!
