Today I, the one and only Bouncy Bunny, finally get my 15 minutes of fame. I was approached by the Chenbot Saturday afternoon which an offer I just couldn’t refuse. CBS you see has obviously heard of my many exploits throughout Ontario and even of my adventure in Germany this past summer. They offered me an appearance on tonight’s episode of Big Brother 8, to take part in the latest Head of Household competition. It was down to three competitors and my job was to eliminate them by making their stumble and let go of their key as I ran circles around them. Oh what fun that would be.
The Chenbot filled me in on what has happened so far during the season. Apparently Nick had the hots for the blonde chick. Mike was described as the most loyal of all players and he certainly played with Integrity. However, both Nick and Mike were eliminated early on in the season. Then there was Amber…well we won’t even discuss her. Jen was far more interesting. Maybe some of you remember Carol…or maybe not. Ok, back to Jen who really didn’t have much hope in the game. Even Jessica wanted her out of the house, but she did make friends with Kail for awhile. Jen sure put up with a lot, especially when that evil dude dumped the glass of iced tea over her head. CBS really should have sent the evil dude home for doing that, but I guess it made for good ratings. I think most people probably thought and wanted Jessica to win the game. Well, she would have been my third choice behind Mike and Kail.
So it’s now down to the final three and I am about to make my television debut and enter the Big Brother house. However, to find out who I trip up, you’ll have to watch the next episode in a couple of day. Wish me luck and may the best hamster win.
Oh, and if you would like my autograph (or maybe I want your's so bring a neat coloured pen), go to the coordinates that you figured out above. When you get there, climb to the top of the metal structure (assuming you are a hamster like those in the Big Brother house) where I have left you a very large number. Multiply each of the individual digits together, divide the result by the last 4 digits of this very large number and then finally add 10. This is the distance in meters that I am away from the metal structure. Just like Big Brother, I'll be watching you!
You can check your answers for this puzzle on Geochecker.com.