If you're not picky about your cache hides then this one is for you!
Not many nosy muggles to worry about. Not much bushwacking. No difficult puzzles either, so you can breathe easy.
The cache site should become obvious once approached. Retrieving it is another story... I have added an extra star of difficulty for any, uh, unpleasantness...
Watch your manners!
Vg'f nyy va gur grpuavdhr! Ubbx lbhe vaqrk svatre naq, naq..bu lbh'yy svther vg bhg!
Gur pbagnvare vf ng gur onfr bs gur gerr oruvaq gur fghzc. Vg vf arkg gb n ebpx.