There is in the small town of Gays
A rather unusual place
You're better off upstairs than down
And when you come to town
I'd love to see the look on your face.
Apparently in 1872 this must have been a good idea, but personally I just can't see it.
The container is a waterproof match safe. Please bring your own pencil or pen
Please be sneaky. Remember, you're in the middle of a small town.
Have fun! You might want to take a picture or your friends won't believe you!
