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Pathological Skirt Lifter Mystery Cache

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Seawind: End of a fantastic six-year run for this one. Thinning the cache herd. Thanks for the solving and finding!

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Hidden : 1/10/2017
Difficulty:
3 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


This is a puzzle cache.  The cache is not at the listed coordinates.  Please solve the puzzle to learn its actual location.

 

This is one of a pair of puzzle caches.  The other member of the set is Suspicious Suburban Skulker.

 

When I first started geocaching in 2004, I spent just a few minutes in picking out a username, himilecyclist.  I knew almost nothing about the sport at the time and didn't think picking a name was very consequential.  More recently, having made geocaching an obsession, it was time to pick a new name.  Matia Geodog, who needs vast amounts of exercise, pretty much single-pawedly terminated my cycling career.

 

This time, selecting a name was an enormous project and about as critical a task as I might have undertaken.  I ended up with vast numbers of possibilities, but ultimately narrowed it down to Seawind.

 

Some of the names on my consideration list were not really candidates, but a lot of fun nonetheless.  The title of this puzzle cache is an example.

 

Geonames continue to fascinate me.  In some cases, it's pretty obvious why the user selected a certain name, such as papa+2 or NWTreehugger, but in many cases, the significance of a name is puzzling, such as rerb or jewilk1.  It's fun to think about what they might mean and what thought processes were used in coming up with them.

 

In this puzzle, I have selected 16 cachers, many of whom you probably know, and invented explanations and/or hints for their geonames.  These are intended to be fun and in most cases are no doubt not the real reason a name was selected.

 

To solve the puzzle, you will need to match each geocacher in the list below with the explanation/hint for their name.  Each geocacher name is preceded by a letter.  When you identify a match, write the letter associated with the name in the blank in front of the explanation/hint.  This will get the letters in the correct order.

 

The Geocachers

 

A - badger49

 

B - BlueMoth

 

C - canislup

 

D - Cowboy Bebop

 

E - CrunchyFrog83

 

F - Geodude2008

 

G - jewilk1

 

H - jinx4747

 

I - kiwimonster

 

J - NoBucksRanch

 

K - OmNom!

 

L - Orange Crash

 

M - pacificbluebird

 

N - PDXJim

 

O - Pith-Heads

 

P - TrekkingTurtles

 

 

The Explanations/Hints for the Geonames

 

__ Berengaria VII to Maxia Zeta III at 1/4 impulse.

 

__ Btfsplk.

 

__ Cave in the Wasatch Mountains of Utah...

 

__ ...And with Parent in Utah Snow

 

__ Does only, please!

 

__ Fortunately, sigmatism was not a factor when choosing this geoname!

 

__ Fuzzy outside, green inside and #1 at the NZ Young Farmers Contest.

 

__ Grady the Cow and her incident overshadowed my birth.

 

__ I never cry wolf.

 

__ I'm a post doctoral xenobiologist.

 

__ My Found It logs are never > 140 characters.

 

__ R.E.M. had rights to the song title, so I changed one letter.

 

__ SODDI.

 

__ The patio is dark with nary a light

     The dresser abounds with balls of white

     Thrown outside and living in the stumps

     Yeah, guess I'm just down in the dumps

 

__ This year's specialty is another treat from the Whizzo Chocolate Company.

 

__ Waylon Adderley or Thelonius Haggard - I can never decide!

 

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Good job, hopefully!

 

When you have filled in all 16 blanks, click on the geochecker link below and enter the 16 letters, without spaces (in upper or lower case).  If your solution is correct, you will be rewarded with the coordinates of the cache.

 

Enter and Certify Your Solution

 

Contact me if you get stuck!

 

Thanks to jinx4747 for inspiration, contributions and amazing puzzle-solving persistence!

 

See Suspicious Suburban Skulker for 16 more NW geocachers!  The two geocache finals are within walking distance of each other.

 

Try your hand with some Salt Lake City cachers:  SomeWeirdGuyInTheBushes.

 

Bonus!  Bonus!  Bonus!

 

Here's an extra-credit problem for the more ambitious cacher:  Below is a hint for one more local geocacher.  If you can figure it out, email me the answer.  I will credit those who answer correctly with Notes written to the cache listing.  The clue:

 

iol...jpm...kqn...lro....

 

Enjoy the puzzles and the caches!

 

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Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Gbc abegu pbeare bs fghzc haqre ybbfr onex

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)