Long time ago me and my brother TJBustem here, we was cachin' down a long and lonesome cement trail. All of a sudden, there appeared a master geocacher in the middle of the path and he said: Hide the best geocache in the world, or turn in your geocaching card. Well me and TJBustem, we looked at each other and we each said: Okay and did the first thing that came to our heads. It just so happened to be the best Geocache in the world, or so we thought. It was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow. One cache is hidden to bind them all.
Needless to say, the Master cacher was amazed. Whip-crack went his stamp of approval and bowing, we received his blessing. He asked us: (snort) Be you angels and we humbly replied: Nay. We are but men! This is not actually the greatest Geocache in the world, no, sir. This is just a tribute. This is a tribute to my friend and mentor, HoustonControl. At that point, he revealed his true identity.