It was a dark and spooky night. I had my piece of mind and a flash light. Actually, two flash lights. No, make that three… oh, four flash lights. I never even carried a key light until I started this past time and now I’m the brightest guy on the block! Back to the story. I walked slowly through the woods trying not to make any noise that would alert the locals of my where abouts. Why it mattered I don’t know because any blind man could tell I was there with my blazing incandescence. I searched and searched, but kept finding nothing. If this was how it was going to go, then I was in for a LONG night. I had more to do and each empty hiding spot meant less time to complete my mission. A car drove slowly by and I hid my light. Did they see me? They kept going and I watched until they disappeared over the hill. I continued my search in the darkness. Where, oh where could this mysterious experiment be? Then my light fell upon something unearthly! Was it… Could it be…? It WAS! I found it! I gingerly picked up the baffling box and opened its lid to see… NO! NOOOO! It can’t be!!!!
I was FTF of an extraordinary box of….
More about that later. Onward! To Experiment #2!