Suddenly, a cliff! Right where our nice the GPSr marks the ground zero! What about that? This journey is full of surprises! Only a witty mind like the owner’s could have planed this. Well, he wouldn’t want us to get killed, it was obviously perfectly safe.
We had started to get down the slippery rock when our friends the crows started to kiss us insistently. It was as if they really wanted us to go with them, to see what they had to say… Well, maybe some other day, now we had work to do!
Almost without any hair or clothes left on our bodies – the sweet birds certainly took them to build their nests, which is a much better use of them – MightyReek is greeted by a pretty scorpion on the hand and some how manages to fall off of that easy climb, bringing one-legged Tehanu down with him.
But the owner had it all planed! He’s asked the Giant Spiders to weave a web to prevent clumsy Geocachers from falling, and so we were saved! But they are too busy taking the previous family of Geocachers on a tour around their house to notice us, what a pity! They even weaved them new clothes right on the spot (they look a little imprisoning, but at least they won’t have ice forming on the tip of his nose).
Unfortunately we now realise that we’ve passed the cache on our fall, and it is already too late for us to try and get there, although we now see how stupid we were! There is a bee hive right on the cache, so we could have asked the bees for help! There is also some sort of elevator that would have taken us directly to the cache: can you imagine? If we hadn’t followed the recommended path we would have lost this whole experience!
We are really sad to leave, but we’ve already missed two days of work and MightyReek might get killed by the Mafia if he doesn’t return in time for the next job… So we rip the web with our teeth, losing one or two while doing it, and get down on the ground. We’re sorry for the inconvenience we brought on our hosts, but we left enough money to repair the damage to the web.
Well, we think the story speaks for itself: if there is a paradise on Earth, then we’ve certainly found it.
We have to congratulate the owner! If a person of our team ever gets married we want him to be the best man, or the godfather of the children.
Anything you want, anytime, we’ll be there to meet your request!
(Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks For This Great Amazing Fabulous Magnificent Superb Marvellous Jaw-dropping Cache)
Date: March 8th 2009, 11:00
MightyReek + Tehanu