"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive." - Gilda Radner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
"How's it going Mr. Peterson?" - Woody "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear." - Norm from Cheers
"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich." - Louis Sabin
"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." - Roger Caras
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." - Christopher Morley
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andrew A. Rooney
 "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain
"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends." - Alexander Pope
"I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons." - Will Rogers
"If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven." - Frank and Ernest comic strip, an angel at St. Peter's gate, to a man seeking admittance
"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing." - Lonzo Idolswine
"I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'" - Fred Jungclaus
"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience." - Woodrow Wilson
"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us." - Robert Louis Stevenson
"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has." - Will Rogers
"A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such." - John Holmes
"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people." - Karel Capek
"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. . . .He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. . . .When all other friends desert, he remains." - George G Vest
"Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." - Unknown
 "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber
"The difference between cats and dogs is, dogs come when they are called, cats take a message and get back to you." - Unknown
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras |