BBBB has been having a nice time at my house. I gave him a key, let him come and go as he pleased...
But I left town this weekend and when I came home, there was a party! A bag party! Bags everywere! Grocery bags, handbags, lunch bags, shopping bags, gift bags, money bags, sandwich bags, trash bags and even party bags were at the party. I was just mortified.
And if that wasn''t bad enough, I found BBBB on my sofa making out with some plain little white barf bag. I mean, she''s cute and all, just plain. I don''t know where she came from, she arrived at my home with him and I let her stay as well.
As it turns out, the plain little white barf bag is the girlfriend of some big, bad Hefty bag. He showed up with some friends and was none to happy to see his girl being kissed on by BBBB. They just trashed the place.
I chased out Hefty and his cronies but I felt it was best that BBBB and the girl didn''t stay. In fact, I think they should leave the country because they are in such danger.
So I''m dropping off BBBB and his new girl here at the Roseville Travel Bug Depot (which also serves as the underground railroad for naughty bugs).
He should be safely out of the country soon.