That's one small step for Hoomans. One too many for Hooman-kind. While you wait for our invasion fleet to arrive, please make sure your final arrangements are in order and be certain to wear loose-fitting (and easily disintegratable) clothing... preferably something with a nice adamantium weave that will make a wonderful orange "puff" of smoke when it's your turn in front of the beam.
Bwah haaa haaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaa!