Astronomical Devil Ducky Derby Race Update:
The Devil Ducky Derby Racers have collectively traveled over 270,000 miles. That is greater than the distance from the Earth to the Moon!
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Here are our current top five competitors:
- Black - 94,499 miles
- Green - 61,434 miles
- Orange - 32,933 miles
- Blue - 21,999 miles
- Tattoo - 11,730 miles
The Black Devil Ducky recently astounded Derby Race fans with an unexpected visit to the geographical South Pole! The combined efforts of Devil Ducky hosts Emandel and Physicschick resulted in a Geo-adventure unlike anything we ever expected. Just... WOW!
As Black nears the six-digit mileage mark we cannot help but wonder what cunning stratagems are being hatched by this amazing Derby Racer.
Green recently hit the road with Princess Lisa for an amazing cross-country trek which we were fortunate to enjoy vicariously. Cool Bison! We are sending our very best wishes to this ever-awesome duo! We hope the relocation has gone smoothly and that they are enjoying the cool Pacific Northwest weather!
Green's lovely girlfriend, the [url=http://www.geocaching.com/track/details.aspx?id=886021]Princess Ducky[/url], is currently packing her bags in preparation of her own exciting geo-journey...
The Orange Devil Ducky has been experiencing a bit of culture-shock while defending third place. From California, through the United Arab Emirates, and finally landing in Sweden, Orange's awesome international adventure has certainly caused the quacky competition to take notice!
Although not currently in the top five, Purple has been enjoying many wonderful geo-adventures with Fearthefish, the previous sponsor of the Orange Devil Ducky. We are grateful to Fearthefish for their wonderful photos and terrific sense of humor. Truly excellent Devil Ducky hosts!
Blue briefly captured third place, only to watch Orange snatch it away again. But don't feel too bad for this little Devil, Blue is one of only three Derby Racers to enjoy multiple stops at the [url=http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx?guid=4d418b7c-7d1d-4209-b771-28c1e2fe05f8]BIG Orange Travel Bug Convention Center[/url] and MaxB on the River's awesome tour groups. And he recently experienced an amazing 22 Harrier Jet fly-by! We continue to hope that the Blue Devil Ducky will someday have the opportunity to visit the infamous Blue Deuce.
We are beginning to worry about the faltering Tattoo Devil Ducky. Although still in 5th place, he has joined a small group of Derby Racers who are currently listed in the dreaded "Unknown Location". Any Devil Ducky Derby Racer who goes missing for too long is in danger if disqualification. Once disqualified, they will be labeled a "Dead Duck" and forced to wander the Earth as Devil Ducky Zombies!
Seriously... Zombies.
In last place, the Pirate Devil Ducky is desperate to add to his paltry 146 miles. As the very first Devil Ducky to move and the first to earn the Grand Prix award, who could have imagined he would languish in last place for so long! Yet hope remains, as long as he avoids the Travel-Bug Graveyard he may yet regain his long lost lead... Race on!
Thanks again to all the excellent Devil Ducky hosts, you folks have made this race a huge success!
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Quack! Quack!