This is no ordinary geocaching trading item!
CRABS is a Travel Bug Dog Tag Travel Bug, traveling from geocache to geocache on a very specific mission.
If you do not intend to log your visit on the Geocaching.com web site, please DO NOT TAKE THIS ITEM. Its travels and its progress requires you to log that it is being taken from this geocache. You will also need to log when you place it in another geocache. It's easy!
If you are willing to log your part of this Trackable's journey and place it in another geocache as soon as possible (after you log your find), grab it from this geocache.
My Current Goal:
*** NO TB HOTELS PLEASE ***
OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO - well in fact yes. Yes you have caught CRABS. Nasty blighter that makes you itch and pretty much a social lepar. Well you could just move it on and claim ignorance but people will always know and talk about the day you caught CRABS. I am afraid its a Oribble affliction.
There are medicines you can get to try and remove them but its a right bugger to get rid of. Burn your bedding and move to another cache as soon as your able. If you really want to be sure shave off all your body hair and post a photo. If you are still itching in two weeks it could well mean ripping up the carpets. Washing bedding just won't do. The eggs are not destroyed. So you have to steam iron the lot to cook the eggs.
Anyway now that you are louzy with CRABS you could go on a revenge spree. You could give it to someone who has spurned you in the past or someone who has wronged you. Its a filthy bit of piratey revenge. Go on, you know you want to. Go and infect some poor unsuspecting cache. Or even more vile, you could be intimate with someone and just let them grab it off you. Sooooo evil. Go for it. Remember the photos lol.
THE DIRTY BEGGAR LIST
Spooky Luke was the first to contract it ... infected -
Rickardclan - were cured by
Letterbox Larry - who then had a dalliance with -
Lizmar - looks the sort hehe who made their own daughter act as bait -
Razorfishy - riddled with it for a few days before passing it back to -
Lizmar - who innocently if not with a wry grin had a grope and gave it to -
Spooky Luke - again, really though Luke, dirty beggar. Who has been very piratey and given it to -
me N u - who I have never met and only would at barge pole lenghth atm poor souls dumped it onto -
CornishGazza - with those ruddy cheeks smiling and now somthing else will be ruddy from scratching, infected -
THE JETS - So now those crabs will have to cling on tight else they will fall off. The Jets flicked them onto -
MountainBiker36 - who rubbed them all over his seat. No sharing that bike and off to the spare room too -
Squelchyboots - who had no idea what would befall them but now they are running alive -
GPSTUX - The first European and German to be infected. Oh God its gone global - Infected -
Stoni100 - The 2nd -
Sr510 - The 3rd -
Nordlicht97 - The 4th -
ruemueni - Totally Imune for thier wonderful efforts to rescue CRABS.
dirk2804 - Running Alive with CRABS as are their dog. Awww poor puppy - infected -
siehart - Only had a brief exposure so hopefully will clear up soon - infected -