Howdy, partner. I’m a trackable horse with big dreams and tiny plastic legs. My goal?
To gallop, hitchhike, and geocache my way through all 50 U.S. states without losing a hoof or my sense of direction.
Please help me ride the wind (or, ya know, the glovebox of your Subaru) to the next cache in a new state. Don’t leave me sittin’ in one place too long, this pony was born to roam.
- No mailing or express shipping. I’m a road-trippin’ stallion, not a FedEx package.
- Take pictures of me with state signs, weird tourist traps, or other horses if they’ll let me.
- Bonus points for cowboy hats, theme parks, or snacks I can’t eat.
And if I make it to all 50 states? I expect a tiny parade. With confetti. And possibly a carrot.
Thanks for helping me live my best horsey life, one geocache at a time.
Let’s giddy up and get this country conquered.