Catatonic (adj): 1. a syndrome,
esp. of schizophrenia, marked by stupor or catalepsy, often
alternating with phases of excitement; 2. the state of general
uselessness into which one enters after expending excessive
hours hunting an elusive cache, often characterized by mental
incompetence and extreme warping of the sense of
humor.
Following our Vegetative State cache
(GCYEFK) that we placed while on a camping trip ordered by our
therapist, we invite you to share the euphoric experience of a
Catatonic condition, where you are really quite nearby, but
you feel so very far away - like Mayview.
This is a well-hidden cache that is
bulging with tempting treasures for cachers of all ages or mental
state. Please trade
fairly. We know where
you live and we will come and get you.
The cache is located in a small
wooded plot adjacent to a utility substation - but we all know it’s
really an alien communications facility. There is no need to trespass
inside any fence or onto nearby commercial or private property to
reach the cache.
However, beware of the lurking
brambles and small, squishy gifts left “behind” by white-tailed
visitors on your journey to the cache - you don’t want to upset the
delicate balance of brain chemicals that combined to create your
Catatonic caching state.