You can't get there from here (An evil cache)
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(Moment of silence)
Alas the EVIL cache is now gone. It is now a traditonal cache. I am leaving the old description, just for fun. The listed coords are now REAL.
My brother-in-Law (Prplwolfgangly) likes to call me the "Evil genius". I don't know anyone that would agree with the genius part, but I know plenty of people who would agree with the evil part. Now that I have hidden a few easier caches, I have decided to let the evil part of me enter into the picture. After much thought, this is what he came up with.
Have you ever asked for directions, and gotten something like this? "Go down about a quarter of a mile to the big ol' farmhouse, the white one, on the left, but don't turn there. Go on about six or seven more miles and go East, tward the ol' Smith place. After about five to seven miles, take the "T" to the left. Cross the low water bridge,
then turn right up the hill, up there were ol' Ned Tucker saw the U.F.O Keep goin till you get back down to the bottom of the hill, you'll have to ford the creek there, so be sure you don't slow down. After you get across the creek, go down the one lane road for about eight miles. You'll want to go south there for about a mile or so, turn left, go past fifteen cedar trees, the full grown
ones...................................... And it just goes on and onnnn and onnnnnnnnn.
So, if you hunt this cache, that's just about how it will be, but with no low water bridges or creeks to ford. I
must give you fair warning, if you haven't already figured it out, there will be plenty of driving involved. If you pay attention, you can save yourself some time and trouble, drop your guard and well, I can hear the screams now. You are ultimately looking for a 16OZ metal (Camo'd) can. It once contained "Shoestring Potatoes" and was made where prplwolfgangly works. (You might want to visit your local grocery store to find out the size can you are looking for.)
Now, let's begin our quest. The above coordinates are bogus, but you might want to start there anyway. You are going to have to drive AROUND finding numbers that make up the coordinates that will give the coordinates to the actual cache. Do the driving, and fill in the blanks to the coordinates below, and they will lead you to the cache. These coordinates are hidden in a small camo’d container, use them to get to your “Final destination” Once you
find the cache, if you listen real close, you just might hear Vincent Price laughing like he did on “Thriller”
Please place EVERYTHING back exactly as you find it.
Enjoy!
3a bc.def
09g hi.jkl
*a= N35 57.780 W093 48.281 1st digit on road sign
*b= N3620.544 W094 35.222 3rd digit on TOP, 2nd digit on BOTTOM (Used only once)
c= N36 03.684 W094 09.161 Brig. General --- Brig. William
Yarnell Slack
*d= N36 04.077 W094 05.872 2nd digit on FIRST mailbox (Big Black one)
*e= N35 57.731 W093 48.238 4th digit on road sign (The one with ONLY one sign)
*f= N36 03.657 W094 06.320 3rd digit on road sign
g= N36 00.122 W 093 50.406 Lonnie Lea Napier, April 2-
*h=N36 25.200 W094 03.361 first digit in number of confederate soldiers.
*I=N36 00.057 W093 50.413 4th digit in the address
j= N3600.113 W093 50.431 Louisa J. Sharp April -
*k= N36 29.425 W09355.945 3rd digit in year
*l= N36 24.790 W094 03.809 Last digit, in the number of horsed killed
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*Means exact coordinates not needed, object with number will be obvious.
The 4/4 rating is mostly because of the driving.
Please help keep 'higher end" items in this one to reward all cachers for their work. Thanks.
A well deserved CONGRATULATIONS goes to tnt06 for FTF!!
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