WARNING: Without a little research this cache may be impossible to complete! But with a little research (Oh look, there's the Media Center!), this should be a fun little walk around for you to complete as you wait for your rotator to depart.
Your final goal is to find the cache hidden inside one of the buildings nearby. Begin at the coords above. Near this spot you will see two signs. The signs say different things but will help you figure out what "6" is equal to. Use that answer as a multiplier to decode the simple substitution cipher for the next clue. Truncate! No rounding!
Clue 1: 13.6 5.5 3.39 2 6.23 12.53 2.12 14 13 6 13 6 9.89 13.7 10.1 15.8 9.5! 5.55 3.69 1 3 4 10 12 13.9 5.87 3.88 1.5 6.6 5.18 13.4 10.2 11! 2.22 10 14.5 9.9 13.6 13.75 5.8 3.8 9.6 14 8.88 1.7 3.7 12.6 10.25 4.45 5 14 17 15.85 6.3 12.3 3.5 13 10.55 9.75 13.68 5.49 3.88 9 1.3 6.1 9.65 13.5 3.59 9.7 13.74. 11 3.95 12 4 10 12 9 1 15 6 5 3.84 9.81 3.44 12 3.85 2 6.5 10.9 5.54 3.69 12.4 14.35 13.2 6.2 9.62 5.25 13.95 5.75 3.75 9.75 14.65 8.75 1.75 3.56 12.45 10 4 4.8 14.4 17 15.43 6.23 12.56 3.5 13.3 1.2 12.77 13.9 5.7 3.39 7.77 3.8 16.85 15.58 10.47 12.5 3.2 4.5 10.54 12.5 13.58 5.69 3.64 9.5 3.5 16 13.6 2 8 14 3.88.
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Clue 5: (HATE a SAVE). (LOOK, I ROT YOGHURT) and (POOR TINFOIL CUCKOOS). (HEFT A WARTY YETI) with a (MAGIC NET). (HURRY, BEEF IS EXITING)! Be sure to put it back exactly as it was! Feedback is welcome.