Sung to the tune of the same name by the Beatles
Being for the Benefit of
Mr. Kite
For the benefit of Mr. Kite
There will be a show tonight on trampoline
Squarehead will be there
Late of Pablo-Fanques Fair, what a scene
Over men and horses hoops and garters
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world!
The celebrated Mr. K.
Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate
Squarehead will dance and sing
As Mr. Kite flies through the ring don't be late
Messrs. K and S. assure the public
Their production will be second to none
And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!
The band begins at ten to six
When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound
And Mr. S. will demonstrate
Ten somersettes he'll undertake on solid ground
'ving been some days in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill.
There is room to trade small items. Please don't close outer lid
of container too tightly for the next Cacher. Thanks!