Through a
myriad of spies and other devious sources the Kingdom of Star has
discovered a possible invasion by the marauding
Subsets. Word
has it that they are comprised of Maatherites from the West
and Foolsumites from the Northeast. Thankfully it appears
that they are alone and have somehow “splintered” from the
much larger Northern Obsessed Group. Hopefully they will not
join forces again with the Northern group.
We have
pulled all resources to this one position and will defend this
cache with are lives (You can cut off our arms and legs, but you
know what will happen to a starfish don’t you?)
I beg you to
please come help defend the cache by coming to our position and
signing the log. There are some resources already in the cache and
room for more if you would like to contribute.
I fear that
we will be overrun soon so please beware of the tracks of forty
widows dragging coconuts.
The cache is
easy to find but please cover it up when you are done.
One last
request: In the cache
resides our most prized possession, the chalice
JMS-Amphi-88.
One
brave soul is needed to retrieve this cup and move it out of the
kingdom. May it
someday return home.
Thank you in advance for your assistance.
Update:
To the gallant knight
SacD, we owe you our eternal gratitude. For you alone had the
courage and strength to remove the chalice and escape unscathed.
Godspeed sir, you are forever welcome in the Kingdom of
Star.
Update to the
Update:There
appears to have been a great duel. Not one, but two brave knights
struggled for possession of the chalice. It appears that Guido O
ended up with the chalice and SAC D ended up with a large welt on
his head. Thanks to both of you. Now no more fighting
boys.