Big Fat Liar! Traditional Cache
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To log this cache you MUST LIE! All TRUTHS will be DELETED!! That’s
no lie… Landsharkz BIG FAT LIAR cache is for STRETCHING THE TRUTH,
FIBS, UNTRUTHS; enjoy the opportunity to spin your biggest and most
outrageous caching tale. Embellish your caching adventure in
whatever fashion you choose and to your heart's content while at
the same time entertaining kindred spirits and like-minded
geo-folks. Don't be modest. Don't be shy. Tell a whopper. Tell a
lie.
To give credit where credit is due, we got this idea from an event
coin we designed for a client in New Jersey who we believe got the
idea from yet another cache. This is so unoriginal, but devilishly
fun!
About this cache
This cache is actually an 18 part multi cache. You'll start at the
given coords, which will take you half way up a giant cliff face.
This position is actually on private property, and you may wish to
wear cammo attire and bring a shot-gun to fend off the pack of wild
rabid guard dogs that protect the entrance. Whitebear found the
dogs to be pretty tame, after fighting off the 'gators while
fording the moat.
The next few stages will have you wandering through the Kludahk
area which, as we found when we hid the cache, is still inhabited
by prehistoric beasts. Bear bells will do you no good here. Rifle
blasts will send them into a fit of rage, so you're best defence is
swords and pointed sticks.
Stage 9 is so well hidden, it may take you days to find it. The
safest spot to camp is at the entrance to the cougar den... The
bones you'll see there are from past cachers that lost their minds
during bouts of insanity brought on by the incessant howling of the
starving hyenas. Ickster once went comatose here after a cloud of
sulphurous gas sucked the oxygen from his lungs and left him for
dead... he was prompted back to life as the vultures were gnawing
at his eyes! He's ok now, but suffered an amnesiac bout and doesn't
remember any of it... lucky for him :)
Stage 10 is one of Spud's nano's hidden 863 meters into a cave...
bring spelunking gear, and watch out for the underwater river that
winds between the lairs of sleeping grizzlies. You may want to read
old Aquaman comics to learn about the super powers you will need in
order to find this stage. X-ray vision would be an asset here too.
You won't need to bring a flashlight as the lava flows will
illuminate your way.
The final stages are not as bad as the first few. If you've made
it this far, the swarms of killer bees and malaria ridden 'skitters
will seem like a piece of cake. There is a small band of people
living near stage 13. They have been in this area since 1944 and
think that the war is still on. They are very skittish, and have a
tendency to shoot first and ask questions later. When you find the
cache, you will see that it is locked with a puzzle so complex that
it would take an Unseen Baloney Riot a week to solve. You really
don't have a hope... but if you do manage to break into the giant's
lair, walk the tightrope over the cavern, and scale the outer slope
of the Partridge Glacier, then you will find a broken cache
container that has a bunch of useless trinkets, a wet log book, and
no writing implement. Careful, it has sharp edges... watch-out for
the leg-hold traps hidden under the nearby leaf-litter.
Names of cachers used with permission.
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Haqre na hcfvqr-qbja gerr.