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FastFrank&Wanda: BIG SMILE! Traditional Cache

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Hidden : 4/17/2007
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
2.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   small (small)

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Geocache Description:

Difficulty is because of terrain; heavily wooded area beside a country road in the 'burbs.
You CANNOT ACCESS IT FROM THE NEARBY INTERSTATE DUE TO FENCES!
Best way in is from Broad River Road.

This is #24 in a long series of caches honoring SC Geocachers.

FastFrank&Wanda sound like a criminal duo.
"Bonnie&Clyde", "DirtyLarry&CrazyMary" come to mind.

But they are not.
Oh, no!
They be Da Prez's!!!
(Hail to the Chief's they be the Chief's and they need hailing!")
Thats right!
Aries was frightened to "roast" them with this cache as they are the SCGA presidents. (Is that Mr.&Mrs.Prez or Co-Prez's or what?)
He was convinced that they would send an SCGA Assassin after him if he did.
Or at least have the SCGAIA (South Carolina Geocacher's Association Intelligence Agency) tap his phone or cut of his GPS'rs sat coms!

But after he was advised that wouldn't happen he put down his teddy bear and took Pisces hand and she helped out of the floor of their closet and designed the PERFECT cache for their Royal Smiley Faces.

EVERYONE who has ever done a FF&W cache knows to look for the "Smiley face with tounge hanging out" nearby ALL of their caches.
Problem is; We have done TONS of their caches and while we can find the cache the *&#()*('ed Smiley is never to be found!
Aries thinks it is a conspiracy to drive him nuts.
(Ok, nuttier!)

Seriously, we appreciate all of their caches and love to go on "FF&W" Trips to get 'em.
And we really appreciate all of their work promoting our sport in SC.
Not to mention that they are just great friendly people.
Aries said that is particularly true as FF put up with him at the SCGA Awards meeting at Harbison State Forest!

FTF gets whatever collectable coin Aries put in the darn cache.

Oh, yeah, and.........................

"Remember to look for the FF&W logo, Smiley Face with his tongue hanging out, that is near all FASTFRANK&WANDA caches. Thanx."

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

OVT FZVYR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)