Hello, I'm Doctor
Evil. I'm taking over the world, one - "geocache" - at a time - and
Austin Powers can't save you this time! Muuuaaahhh! Muuuaaahhh!
Muuuaaahhh!
I've named this cache
after my favourite person in the whole world, ME! You'll have to go
off the pavement a bit, but not too far. Yes, it is a micro, and
yes, it is in the woods. Remember, I am Doctor Evil, after all.
Don't give up too easily, it's there, waiting for someone to find
it.
The only way to keep
me from achieving my goal of taking over the world is for everyone
who caches in the Coosa Valley area to find and sign the log inside
each of my - "evil" - hides. Even Mr. Bigglesworth thinks this
cache is evil so don't give up too quickly, or do, it really makes
no difference to me. Now, for the fine print. These hides are -
"evil" -, some of you will undoubtedly get lucky and find one or
two without any trouble, but I hope everyone has to work at finding
most of them. Just remember one thing, I didn't spend six years at
Evil Medical School to just go throwing hints around without them
being earned. I might consider - "emailing" - you a hint if you bow
and grovel, and after you post a dnf. Don't get angry at me, I
can't help that I'm so Evil, perhaps I didn't get enough attention
as a child, or maybe it's just in my nature but no matter, I'll
just let my hides speak for me. Come, Mr. Bigglesworth, let's
retire to my Secret Underground Dead Volcano Lair to await the
first cache logs.
Curses! You may think you've defeated me this
time Mr. - "First to find" - Gore 308, but just wait, I've got
another hide already out, waiting for the perfect time to be
unleashed on the unsuspecting world. And remember, I know how to
steal Mojo!