Skip to content

Chuck Norris Mystery Cache

Hidden : 6/1/2007
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
3.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

Join now to view geocache location details. It's free!

Watch

How Geocaching Works

Related Web Page

Please note Use of geocaching.com services is subject to the terms and conditions in our disclaimer.

Geocache Description:

In order to log this cache you must add a Chuck Norris Joke! (don't worry, there's a tonne of them!) Other than that requirement, it's essentially a traditional cache.

Placed atop a hill with really good views around, but in particular it overlooks 'Chuck' Norris Park; A big housing development with a park and an off leash area.


I though it'd be good to have a cache nearby and have a few "Chuckles" along the way!

No matter where you park there's a steep walk waiting for you.

If you walk from the bottom, it's a big walk up with some consistently steep sections. You have to walk the last section regardless.

You can drive closer towards GZ and park somewhere nearish the watertower with a 4wd. 2wd better off parking closer to the main road.
If you like ascending/climbing, it could be ridden on a MTB. It would be great fun coming back down!

Cache is a 1L Plastic Fruit container with ; Logbook, Geocaching Info Sheet, 2 pencils and a sharpener, a few Guitar Picks + (1 living end signature pick!), handfull of change and approx half dozen toys.

I couldn't get better than 26m accuracy at GZ when placing the cache. Perhaps you could take the co-ordinates when you find it, and I'll take an average. It's a good area with a fair few potential hiding spots so hopefully it's a little bit of a challenge. Please to be careful to cover/hide the cache carefully.

The hint will really help (I hope). Email me if you're having trouble.

A year or so ago, someone painted 'Chuck' on the 'Norris Park' sign around S36 03'01.55" E146 55'01.90" which forever changed my perception of this place, and gave me the idea to get finders to not only sign the log book, but also add any Chuck Norris Jokes they know of.


Here's just a selection;
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
* The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
* There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
* Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

If the joke is a bit too crude perhaps encode it in ROT13.


Hope you have a laugh before getting roundhouse kicked upside your head!

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Va gerr Fghzc jvgu pvephyne cbeg naq 5 'svatref' arne ovt pvephyne ubyybj fghzc.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)