Yarrr, after watching many a pirate movie, our crew could not
help but notice how dentally challenged many of the pirates of old
were. There can be only one word to describe how their breath,
EPIC!
Modern day pirates, on the other hand, have a wide range of
dental resources at their command. For the pirate on the go,
nothing is quite as refreshing as a mint.
Mints come in tins and that's what ye be searching for
matey!
You'll be needing to bring your own pen to sign this log,
savvy?