This Geocache...
...will bring you to an interesting place. Unless you don't like good food with unique decor.
...will teach you something new. Unless you know 'everything' already.
...will take you to great view. Unless you don't enjoy seeing birds in the trees.
...will show you a clever hide. Unless what you consider cleaver, is a 'poke' in pine straw.
...does have a creative container. None other exists EXACTLY like it in the world.
...will offer a good hike. Unless you hike in from the posted Coordinates.
...can accept micro trade items. But feel free to stuff it full of dollars.
...offers a mental challenge. Unless all that challenges you are huge mathematical equations.
...will show you an interesting object. Unless all that inspires you are the Pyrimids of Egypt.
...lives in a nice environment. Unless what you call 'nice' is a 2 micron clean room.
...will give you a smiley. Unless you don't stop and sign the log or choose something other than 'Found it'.
This Geocache won't let you down if all you want is a quick find after having a nice meal nearby and taking a well deserved break from your travels.