Avast. What be that upon th' horizon?

Seems th' low down gentleman o' fortunes be havin' discovered that
thar be dubloon in th' Land o' th' Noonday Sun and be havin' sieged
th' loot.
The gentleman o' fortunes be holdin' th' area hostage until they
receive th' ransom they desire an' then they be on the'r way.
Brin' yer coins t' appease these scallywags.
There be a warm toasty fire fer all t' enjoy. Come an' sit an'
share yer tales o' geocachin'. Jus' a casual get together.
Feel free t' brin' or add t' th' fire wood.
Ye need t' brin' yer own wieners, brats, or whatereyou desire t'
roast o'er a campfire an' buns.
We will be havin' a fire ready t' roast yer hot dogs. We will
supply ketchup, mustard an' relish.
I suggest ye also brin' along lawn chairs if ye think ye might
like t' be havin' a seat.
This be a very casual event. We be meetin' after we get through
paddlin' down th' Nantahala approximately around 6pm.
Some o' us be campin' at Nelson`s Nantahala Hideaway
(800)936-6649.