Galaxy 4 calling, Galaxy 4 calling... Time for another visit to Earth to see if they've adopted Jollity Farm as the planetary anthem. Not yet? It's just a matter of time you know and Beautiful Zelda can do amazing things with her time machine. But that's another story...
What is all this nonsense about, I hear you ask. Well my fellow galactic traveller and I have been placing geocaches to celebrate the work of previous extra-terrestrial visitors known collectively as the Bonzo Dog 'Doo Dah' Band. Their attempts to enlighten and inform humanity are well known and if you study their music and lyrics closely you can discover the secret of life, the Universe and everything. Or should I say the key to it all. And there's a key in the box too, which you might find useful.
As this is a Piggy themed cache we have found a place named Hog's Law on the surface of your planet where you can find this geocache. (There was nowhere called Bacon Roll unfortunately.) It is a nice place with good views towards the nuclear power station at Torness. If only your planet worked on Bonzo power like ours, where the sheer joy of the people is enough to supply all our energy requirements, you wouldn't need nuclear power stations. Maybe you should adopt Jollity Farm as your anthem after all - it worked for us!
Piggy cache means piggy swaps please.
