DE-sperate Housewives #8 - Puking Pink Pooch Traditional Cache
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DE-sperate Housewives #8 - Puking Pink Pooch
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Another in the DE-sperate Housewives series about the places that the "housewife" has to go to keep life and home in order. The containers used throughout this series are used to represent these places. The staff at this business are aware of this cache placement-please wave to them!!
**Follow the instructions on the cache container to sign your name and please write small!**
DE-sperate indeed!! Let's recap your day...
Although her name is Patty, you call your pet poodle Paris and decided she needed to be properly primped to resemble the prominent pop idol person. You went to the DE-seperate Housewives - Pampered Pooch place (GC14P4F) and spoke to their employees. You told them that your pooch was looking pretty pathetic and that you wanted her to be pampered and petted and prettied. When you picked her up, Paris looked primo! Then you asked the people at the Pampered Pooch place if they could dye your pet pink. You told them “Please, I once saw a picture in People magazine where the pop idol Paris had a pink pooch peeking out of her purse!” They said “Positively NOT!!”
So you purchased some compounds at the market place and mixed part of this with part of that. You applied this potion to your pretty pet and she turned pink as promised. The problem was that the pink potion is poisonous to pooches! The predicament became apparent this pm when she proceeded to prodigiously puke. She puked in your Prius, your pantry and in your Prada pumps. She puked on your potted plants, the play set, the palm tree, the Picasso painting and your petrified Persian cat. So you picked up your portable phone and punched in the numbers to place a call to *this* place to procure an appointment for your pink pooch who now looks more peaked than pampered.
The professional, polite people at this place proceeded to expertly inspect your pooch and produced the precise prescription that predictably plugged up the puking. They petted your pleasant pet and placed her back with her person, where you clasped her with passion. Your pet is now a perfect pretty pink pampered pooch!
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