The geocache you seek is not at the listed coordinates.
For years I ran mazes while humans watched with twisted amusement. When science boosted my intelligence, I vowed revenge upon the race that invented these diabolical abominations.
Now I have witnessed the ultimate transgression against my kind. Some sadistic human (a geocacher, no less!) has delivered the ultimate insult to us rodents in the form of "Cheese, That’s Nice," a geocache in which the poor rat Alice must solve a maze to reach a paltry morsel of cheese.
I shall suffer this humiliation no longer!
So you think it’s fun to watch little white mice run through mazes, do you? Well, now I have placed the proverbial shoe upon the other foot. Find the geocache if you can. But first you must solve my five mazes. They follow the same rules as the maze in "Cheese, That’s Nice," GC10X3N.




A = (K x Q) - V + N
B = (G + S) / L
C = H + T – W
D = (M + R) – (U / L)
E = (R + P) / J
F = (W + G) / U
N 40°33.ABC
W 75°27.DEF
Should I offer you luck in finding my cache? As I recall, no human has ever offered any words of encouragement to my ilk as we embarked on such an endeavor. However, just to demonstrate the superiority of mice over men…
Good luck.