In the sprit of a series of caches I did
in the Salt Lake City area.
Update: Wheatland CA just outside Beale AFB…..
Ancient alien tracking systems found! US Air Force public
relations officer Joe Shmoe just briefed us on the seriousness of
the situation.
Are aliens tapping in to TOP SECRET Air Force communications?
He wouldn’t tell us all the details but rest assured they have been
around since the dinosaurs roamed the planet so they know all about
us!
Your country needs your help. “Ask not what your Country can do
for you but what You can do for your Country!”
The USAF is asking for your help in monitoring the aliens to help
find out if they are friendly or if they wish to do us harm! To aid
in the necessary monitoring of local Talking Trees I have placed
caches near many of these structures, as I have identified them.
One must be ever diligent in approaching these, for if you're
noticed, they may emit very high frequency radio waves, and unless
you're wearing an aluminum foil helmet, these waves will
disintegrate your brain, (thereby explaining why Hollywood people
are the way they are! [Especially be weary because we are in
California after all])
These caches are very covertly disguised, or hidden, because
should the aliens pick up on their magnetic resonance (or yours!)
the towers will emit a high frequency shockwave, and destroy them,
(or you, if you're not stealthy!)
Go, my friend, and seek these caches in good faith, act with
stealth, and you shall be rewarded, but do not go heavily afoot, as
there is danger lurking within those walls! Please note your
monitoring on the online logs, but only sign the on-board log, as
they are necessarily small.