The hard part comes later, first some
elephant jokes :
1. Q. How do you get four elephants into a
Mini?
A. Two in the front, two in the back.
2. Q. What game do four elephants in a Mini
play?
A. Squash.
3. Q. How do you get an elephant into the
fridge?
A. 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close
door.
4. Q. How do you get a giraffe into the
fridge?
A. 1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Insert
giraffe. 4. Close door.
5. Q. The lion, King of the Jungle, decided
to have party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they
all came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the
fridge.
6. Q. How do you know there are two elephants
in your fridge?
A. The door won't close.
7. Q. How do you know there are three
elephants in your fridge?
A. There is a Mini outside with one elephant in
it.
8. Q. How can you tell that an elephant has
been in your fridge?
A. By the footprints in the butter.
9. Q. Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow
soles?
A. So you don't see them when they float upside
down in a bowl of custard.
10.Q. Have you ever seen an elephant floating
upside down in a bowl of custard?
A. No, of course not.
11.Q. Why do elephants live in herds?
A. To get a wholesale reduction in
the shoes with yellow soles.
12.Q. Why did the elephant fall out of the
tree?
A. Because it was dead.
13.Q. Why did the second elephant fall out of
the tree?
A. It was glued to the first
one.
14.Q. Why did the third elephant fall out of
the tree?
A. Because it thought it was a
game.
15.Q. Why did the tree fall down?
A. Because it thought it was an
elephant.
16.Q. Why did the elephant cross the
road?
A. It was the chicken's day
off.
17.Q. Why are there so many elephants running
around free in the jungle?
A. Because the fridge and the Mini
aren't large enough to hold them all.
18.Q. The lion, King of the Jungle, gathered
all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the
elephants. Why?
A. They were stuck in the Mini and
the fridge.
19.Q. How many giraffes can you fit in a
Mini?
A. None, the elephants are in
there.
20.Q. How do you know if there is an elephant
under your bed?
A. Your nose is touching the
ceiling.
21.Q. Why do elephants wear sandals?
A. So that they don't sink in the
sand.
22.Q. Why do ostriches stick their head in
the ground?
A. To look for the elephants who
forgot to wear their sandals.
23.Q. What time is it when an elephant sits
on your fence?
A. 9 o'clock (trick question - not
"Time to get a new fence")
24.Q. What is beautiful, gray and wears glass
slippers?
A. Cinderelephant.
Now for the hard part.
A=If you had two Mini's, how many elephants
could you fit in them.
B=How many times is the King of the Jungle mentioned.
C=How many times does the word "Mini" appear.
D=How many elephants fell out of trees.
E=In joke 23, what o'clock is it.
F=How many giraffes went to the party.
G=If this question had a number, what would it be.
H=If you had a Mini full of elephants and the fridge door closes,
how many elephants are there.
I=If there are 3 elephants in your fridge, how many are still in
the Mini.
J=In joke 24, how many slippers would Cinderelephant be
wearing.
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