Zero Trout, Zero Salmon
Definition: FISHING; A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a
jerk at the other end of the line.
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A man was stopped by a game-warden in East Texas recently with two
buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game
warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet
fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden asked.
"Yes, sir.
Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them
swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their
buckets, and I take em
home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said,
"Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"O.K.
I've GOT to see this!." The game warden
was curious now. The man poured the fish in to the lake and stood
and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the
man and said, "Well ?"
"Well, What?" the man
responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" The game warden
prompted.
"Call who back?"
The man asked.
"
The fish." replied the warden.
"What fish?" The man asked.
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You can catch the cache
once! And it is also
cache and release. Put
it back exactly where you found it please.