Cory the Corporate Raider Hits Hard Times Traditional Cache
Cory the Corporate Raider Hits Hard Times
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Why I was thrown in with those pirate ruffians at Rockwood Prison I will never know. I mean really, my kind of raids involved hostile stock take overs, not blowing up ships. I mean really, you would think a little insider trading & embezzlement would earn me a cozy federal country club, not a pirate prison. Maybe someone took the 'poison pill strategy' a little too literally. After my escape I was hoping to find a nice cozy teaching job. I do like to give back and teach the next generation the ins & outs of corporate take overs, insider trading, stock manipulation and everyone's favorite - creative accounting. However the Feds must have thought of that and have been watching all the business schools. So instead I decide to switch careers and get into cemetery sales. I guess you could say I know where the bodies are buried now, hehe. I crack myself up! At least I can still wear my red power tie. As with all cemeteries, no night caching and please bring a pen. Do be careful though, Cory might steal your pen!
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