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Bad Poetry Mystery Cache

Hidden : 11/24/2007
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
2.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

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Please Note: This is a puzzle cache. It is not at the coordinates above.
Rewriting the Poem is not up for debate! It is just perfectly awful. However, much of the user-submitted poetry is even worse than mine, and perhaps, more accurate.

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Successful finds must be logged using your own bad poetry. Hopefully, it is as meaningful as my first attempt at classic Vogon verse...


Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits.
Blasted bingleworgles!
Bleem miserable venchit - Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Oi vacillations;
Erupting proburtedly with matriculous provocation,
rending thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon.

Moose?
Moose!
Oh, Lurgid morphousite.
Moose!!
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs.
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit - why not then?
Gerond with form into formful quoopisk - why not now?
Groop - I implore thee - foonting turlingdromes!




Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Ernq gur Cbrz! Unys-qbhoyrq Ibtbavp Cragnzrgre vf n qvssvphyg pbhag, ohg vg jvyy ebyy bss gur gbathr bapr lbh trg vg.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)