Grandpa Simpson
The coordinates will be the last digit of the episodes original
production number.
N 43 56.ABC
W 088 0D.EFG
Grampa: What the... Does your father know you're working here?
Bart: It was his idea.
Grampa: In that case, I'll have a whiskey sour
A = __
“Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, ‘cause this
is mighty cold.”
B = __
!!!!!Use this number for the geochecker, but add 3 for the actual
location!!!!!
“Big deal! When I was a pup we got spanked by presidents ‘til the
cows came home! Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive
occasions!”
C = __
“My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a
communist, but he is not a porn star!”
D = __
From a letter:
I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television.
We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are
bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when
entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of
words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: Bra.
Number two: Horny. Number three: Family Jewels.
E = __
“Y’now, you remind me of a poem I can’t remember, and a song that
may never have existed, and a place I’m not sure I’ve ever been
to.”
F = __
We’re not allowed to read newspapers anymore: They angry up the
blood.
G = __
It was your mother's job to name ya and such. I was mainly in it
for the spankin
-Abe Simpson..