It has often been asked at various NEFGA events, "What's up with
the tin foil beanie?" In truth, the correct term is Aluminum
Foil Deflector Beanie, or AFDB, as it is
commonly known that tin lacks the necessary deflective capabilities
found in aluminum. The purpose of this cache is to offer
instruction on both sides of the AFDB issue.
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Point:
The primary purpose of an AFDB is to prevent psychotronic
manipulation by the New World Order, (Novus Ordo Mundi), the
Illuminati and their NSA/CIA cronies. Our Government has long known
about the deflective properties of aluminum, as evidenced by the
fact that the town of Roswell New Mexico was founded in 1910, the
same year that aluminum foil was patented. Coincidence? Consider
this: The Reynolds company was hastily moved from it's small
factory in Ohio, to Roswell, in 1947, two weeks prior to the
infamous UFO crash. They were directed by Congress in a top secret
meeting, to change from being a generic milling company to a mass
producer of aluminum foil. Coincidence?
Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla have all
written dissertations demonstrating the power of aluminum in
blocking certain wavelengths. These dissertations, (along with
several others from lesser known scientists), have all been
classified top secret, and hidden away in a vault under the
Pentagon. Coincidence?
This illustration demonstrates conclusively how an AFDB
operates: 
FIGURE 1: An AFDB-covered brain (A) is shielded by a repulsive
resonance buffer (B), which deflects psychotronic fields (C).
Coherent psychotronic rays (D) are defected at the aluminum surface
(E) and decoherently scattered (F). The resonance buffer
encapsulates the brain (G), providing basal protection against
fields and glancing rays. Seems pretty simple to me.
For those doubting Thomases amongst us, I offer one more piece
of evidence: In 1974, an unidentified Congressman released a Top
Secret document titled TINFOIL-HATS, an acronym for Theory
Integrating Numerous Flying Object Incidents Likely Having
Associations To Slayings, a unified theory that explained the JFK
assassination in terms of alien involvement and a government
coverup. This document was printed in its entirety by the New York
Press, shortly before their entire building mysteriously burnt to
the ground, bankrupting the owners. The Government offered funding
to that paper's only significant competition, the New York Times,
who promptly issued a story refuting the TINFOIL-HATS theory. To
date, the New York Times has refused numerous requests for any and
all supporting documents or sources of information for this so
called rebuttal. Coincidence?
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Counterpoint:
In 1985, someone claiming to be ex CIA operative Norm Smith wrote a
book titled "The Awful Truth About AFDB's". Mr Smith's book reveals
that the whole AFDB conspiracy was dreamed up by his office as a
way to track crackpots across the country.
Mr Smith demonstrates that AFDB's give off a very distinct
signature when hit with broadband Doppler radar, such as what is
used to track weather. Mr Smith goes on to say, "By tracking these
returns over time, we can compile an extensive geospatial database
of the movements and activities of conspiracy theorists across the
country. The CIA, FBI, NSA, DOJ, TSA, and various other
three-letter government "security" agencies all have a vested
interest in controlling the burgeoning popularity of conspiracy
theories."
Considering the unlikelihood that our Government would waste
billions of dollars a year on supercomputers just to see what
direction clouds are going, is indicative that Mr Smith's theory is
at the very least, credible. During a rare interview with a, (you
guessed it), New York Times reporter, Mr Smith left the confines of
his Faraday shelter and stated, "The real mission of weather
computers and data collection equipment is to study meme
propagation, so that the government can subvert the process and
spread bogus conspiracy theories that will lead people away from
the sinister truth."
What sinister truth, you might ask?
Mr Smith retreated back into his shelter, refusing further
comment.
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I've reported both sides of this issue, so that you, the reader,
can make an informed decision on whether or not to build and wear
your own AFDB. My thoughts on the matter? I'm wearing mine, as I
type this up. Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean THEY
aren't out to get you!
Good luck!