Calmar's Trailer Park Girl Traditional Cache

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UBC Geograd: The cache is too out of the way from my regular routine to maintain on effectively. It's lasted 8 years, time to move on.

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Hidden : 1/13/2008
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
2 out of 5

Size: Size: regular (regular)

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Geocache Description:


Howdy, feller cachers, its Dale Foxweiser the EPCOR Guy here, and I’d love to welcome y’all to my first Geo Cash. Her name is “June Carter Cache”, the hottest thing to ever come outta’ this here town of Calmar. I placed ‘er for CALMARW2008.

Did you show up to some other fancy-schmancy CALMARW2008 (or is it CARW2008? It don’t matter) geocache in boots, ruining their black tie affair? It’s alright, (it’s alright) friend. Y’all welcome here. Unless you’re city folk, cause we don’t like no city folk round these parts.

Unfortunately, we couldn’t put no truck parts in this here cache. They just wuddn’t fit. But we did put lotsa other great stuff in here. Talk ‘bout the nicest boutique round these parts…

This geo-cache has been well decorated… I painted her spray paint camo-green (to match my truck), decked ‘er out in Christmas lights, and put her under a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight to camo-flage her. Speakin-of camo, the cache is well camo-ed. I put it in front of my camo-ed hunting cap, and lost sight of it ‘till I plugged in them Christmas lights. Then, gasp, it showed up again!

We took out the bug zapper because them travel-bugs were gettin’ caught up in it. And we like travel-bugs here… But none of them other bugs, like skeeters, horse-flies, or the little buzzin’ things that follow ‘round Granny Verna’s fem-mullet like hounds chasing an o-possum.

So come on near, and have another beer, in Calmar. We don’t shoot cachers, so long as they stay away from my Camaro and her new paint job (and my sister Garth-Elle and her new boob job) But don’t worry, we’ll release Wal-maw (our mama pit-bull), and her puppies (Waltrip and Calmar-t) as a warning. Then we shoot.

This cache is 36 kilo-meters away from the CARW meetin’ place. Better drive fast. If you go fast enough, you can jump the gap at the Saskatch’wan River, General Lee style! See y’all soon, and remember- walk hard.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

V'ir tbg pnpurf va ybj cynprf.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)


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