Darkmoonilicious Glamourious Traditional Cache

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Hidden : 1/19/2008
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
2.5 out of 5

Size: Size: regular (regular)

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Darkmoonilicious Is So Glamourious I Feel So Prettilicious Just Like Fergilicious

After a full day of caching and exploring, my tired and well spent body wants to feel the hot water of a shower soothe those aches and pains away as the mud, the blood and the poisonous juices of the plants go down the drain. But there are those days when that just isn't enough, you need the full spa treatment to get back on track. So I light the candles, use my oils in my incense burner to provide an aromatic atmosphere, break open the bath beads my Aunt Matilda gave me years ago, and slip into the hot bath, mindful of the bubbles and rubber duckies. I even apply a mud mask to my face with cucumbers over my eyes for the whole effect. With a tranquil CD playing in the background, I slip from the mundane world into this exquisite luxurious one. Now I know why you ladies pay so much to go to the day spa. Afterwards when I am done, I put on my big soft purple terry cloth and satin robe and lounge in front of the computer, my feet now soaking in my very own foot massage spa and reading emails and figuring what other evil things I can do to torment cachers while I eat chocolate bon bons and sip sparkling water out of my fine crystal. Oh yes, being evil can be so glamourous too.



You are looking for a 50 caliber (oh yeah folks that is the big one) done up in a typical Darkmoon Stealth Paintjob and filled with the type of swag that is meant to pamper oneself. I know the ladies will not have any problems with trading but come on men, step up and pamper yourself. You will feel good and it won't make you into a gurly man! Oh yeah this is in the woods so watch out for briars, revenge minded squirrels, thorns, poisonous plants, headless mutant flesh eating zombie dudes, animals, vagrants that need a shower and a toothbrush looking for a can of beans, alien beings lost and needing to phone home, and who knows what other things might show up. After all it is a Darkmoon Cache. So bring some swag, bring a big stick and bring your favorite lipstick, just don't bring that lazy brother in law with you. Have fun and enjoy the madness!

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