T L C Traditional Cache
Earl B. Fisk: Well, this one had a good long run. The area that the cache was in has been cleared for future development. Hope y'all hated finding and logging this one.
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T L C
Tender Loving Care?
No.
Totally Life-Like Camouflage?
Not so much.
Telepathic Leaping Cannibals?
Not hardly (though interesting).
No, this is Tuscaloosa's Lamest Cache.
The coordinates should get you within 75 or so feet of the cache. I didn't spend a lot of time trying to get an accurate location -- it just wasn't that important at the time. The location isn't historic or scenic and there's a bit of trash about (CITO anyone?). In fact, I don't know why anyone would want to come here except to boost their cache numbers.
It's not a difficulty 2 -- it's probably only a 0.5, but that's not an option so I randomly chose 2.
The container is a magnetic (hint, hint) key holder, but I listed it as "other" so "micro-haters" can't filter it out. It's a rather ugly rust color that makes it look right at home in this area. It may or may not be waterproof -- I don't know yet. Eventually, the log will get filled or wet, or both, and I probably won't maintain it even though I drive by this cache every day on my way to work, because, you know, it's a pretty lame cache. It should go without saying that there is no pen or pencil in the cache, so you should bring your own (if, in fact, you care to acknowldge that you found this cache).
Of course, there's no room for any trade items. Yeah, there's probably a place in this area to put out a nice, regular-sized cache, but that would have required some, uh, effort.
No FTF prize unless you want to buy yourself something at one of the local businesses while you're here. Go ahead -- you know you deserve it for having been the first to find such a lame cache.
Please feel free to post your true feelings about this cache. Spoilers and pictures of the actual hide are encouraged so others won't need to spend any longer than absolutely necessary finding it. Nice, friendly, insincere posts may actually get deleted.
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
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