Welcome to Lake
Wy-Doowee-Do-Lika-Wha-we-do, Which in Kickapoo dialect means:
Indian teenager had littlewhite dog and loved chief's daughter.
Chief didn't like his tats, so said stay away from princess. You
like her, dig me a new latrine. Each day the chief said not big
enuff, not deep enuff. The brave dug everyday all day for thirty
years. Then one day the princess told her daddy-oh, enuff's enuff.
Chief say,no way. Princess fills hole with her tears, dives in and
drowns. the end.
And that's why this lake has salty water.
You don't believe me, taste it. But don't fall in, it's 600 feet
deep, and that's at the edges. And that's no Bull.