Flip Dizzy - Monkey Comes In Mystery Cache

Hey man, why don't we sit here?

Cool dude! We can eat lunch and watch the monkey!

So Flip man, do you remember that day way back when? You know the one. It was right before school started. You was walking down the street head hung low just putting one foot in front of the other. I said to myself there is a dude in need of a cold drink. So I called out to you and said "Hey dude! Wanna cold drink?" You remember man, don't you? It was the first day we met.

Yeah man. I remember. It was hot that day. Like real hot man. Like one hundred and four or somethin'. You gave me an ice cold cherry cola. I needed it too, man. Not just 'cause it was so hot neither. I needed it because I had just walked seven-hundred and thirty five steps from Dean Way's office and I thought my world was ending.

Whoa dude! You say that like you know exactly how far it was. Are you just making that up?

Naw man, I know exactly how far it was because I was counting. All the way I was counting. You see, man, that was the day I was expelled from Rhodes and was told that I wasn't smart enough to follow my dream.

Oh, yeah! That's when Professor Mark told you that you couldn't become a geopirat.

First of all, man, he was a dean, not a professor. Second it was geophysicist not geopirat. Third man, that is what you wanted to become, not me. I wanted to be an actuary. Or a fireman.

Oh, yeah. That's right.

Whoa dude! Look at that monkey! What's he throwing?