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The Listed Coordinates Are
Good For Nothing
ABSOLUTELY NO BUSH-WHACKING
NEEDED
(If You Are Bush-Whacking
... Call For Help ... Because You Are Really Really
Lost)
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The First To
Find (FTF) Is:
Langly - May 5,
2008
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The First To
Not Find (DNF) Is: ??? (Surely No One Will Claim This
Honor)
CommanderUSN - December 30,
2008
(Special Award For Being Most Lost -
800 Miles Off Course)
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***** Latest Update
*****
CommanderUSN
- May 30,
2009 - Is Still
Searching
($1000 Gringo Bucks
Goes To The CommanderUSN For His
Dedication)
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FINALLY
!!!
CommanderUSN
- August 14, 2010
- Found It
After almost 2 years of Dedicated,
Full-Time searching.
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Many GeoCachers Refuse To
Do Puzzle-Caches Because: (a) They Think That The
Puzzles Are Too Hard To Solve. (b) They Know That They Are Not
Bright Enough To Figure Them Out.
(c) Both "a" and "b".
(f) Tilt, Tilt, Tilt.
Well, If You Fit Descriptions "a",
"b", "c" or Maybe Even An "f", Then You Are In Luck. I Have Lowered
The Intellectual Bar To Such An Extreme Level, That Even The
Totally Perplexed Should Be Able To Log A Find.
This Puzzle-Cache Is Dedicated To
All The GeoCachers Who's Problem Solving Skills...Totally
Suck.
After many long hours
of thoughtless thoughts trying to find a way to include the
Bewildered in another aspect of GeoCaching, I believe that I have
finally created the perfect Puzzle-Cache that can be solved by
both...the Puzzle Experts and the Neuron Depleted...In Just About
The Same Amount Of Time. Don't let this
Puzzle scare you. You can solve it in the comfort of your own home,
taking as much time as needed...Days, Months or even Years.
Nobody outside your little world
will ever know that you are totally Clueless, Confused or Downright
Dense.
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How To
Play:
When you have built up
enough courage to play, click on the link “I Ain't No Woos, I
Wanna Play”. A photo of the secret area where the Cache is
located will display. All you have to do is three simple
steps: (1) Visually scan that photo for
clues.
(2) Using those clues, get the coordinates where the Cache is
located.
(3) Go locate the Cache and Sign The Log to validate your
find.
Note - The Average Person,
Any Where in the world, Can Solve This Puzzle In Under 60 Seconds.
Are You At Least Average?
If you think you solved it,
verify your coordinates on
Geochecker.comPlease, No Emails For Hints Unless
You Have Exhausted All Other Means.
In Case You Don't Find The Cache,
You Are Allowed To Call Anyone For Help.
Be Sure to bring something to sign
the log with...just in case the pencil in the Cache is missing or
broken. Ok, Are You Ready? Take a Deep
Breath And Click On The "I Ain't No Woos, I Wanna Play" Link To
Display The Photo.
I Ain't No
Woos, I Wanna Play
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Logging The
Find: Be Sure To mention if you had any
problems solving the Cache, If there wern't enough
clues...etc. Feel free to post Hints, Spoiler
Pictures of Ground Zero and the Cache Container to help the next
Oblivious GeoCacher.
Finally:This
Puzzle-Cache is active and out there right now. It is waiting for
you to find it. It keeps showing up in your searches and Mocks you.
You know you want to solve it and log it. What Is Your
Excuse?
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