About a month ago we wer workin on three of Frodo Underhill’s sadistic cache puzzly thangs at da same time `n` were gettin nowher in a hurry. We had had enough of Frodo’s tauntin' so we turned off da cumputer `n` went out fer a drink…..or two. We were sittin at a table at “The Pic” when da idea hit us. If`n we can’t beat him then join him! `n` dat was da birth of Redneck MENSA. (Well, dat `n` we figured if`n we made a puzzle cache er two, we may be able ta catch Frodo out in da open on dis series `n` hog tie him until he gives us da puzzle answers).
So we made a few phone calls `n` bfore too long had a quorum fer da farst Redneck MENSA meetin (dat being a combined IQ over 100, a full set of teeth `n` someone ta pay da bill). Actually, we bribed em all wif food `n` drink ta git em ta cume out.
Knowin' weesa no were smart enough ta build one of dose fancy on-line cache puzzly thangs we went wif whut we knew best, our super'r outdurs smarts `n` up-brinin! It took some doin but we finally pieced t'gether a li`l puzzle series fer all ta enjoy.
This cache iz da final cache of da series. Da series includes four other puzzle caches in da arra:
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They aur all field puzzles dat will tekk a li`l time ta figure out as yew go. Dis means no time in fronta da comput'r is need'd to solve dees puzzles. Go outs 'n finds 'em!
Da post'd coordnats fer dis cache will git yew ta parkin, not the cache.....duh!
Each of dese caches has a clue as ta wher dis final cache is hidd'n. tekk real good notes 'cause if`n yew don’t yew’ll be doing a lota back trackin! Da symbol pictures are der fer a reason on each cache page. Yew'll need 'em ands yew'll needs ta know what each'n da symbols means.
Ther'll be some light bush whackin along da way ta da five caches but nuttin too bad. We placed da caches in arras farely easy ta git ta but off da beaten path ta keep away from muggles. Make shore yew put all da caches back just as yew found em so dat they’ll last fer a while. Der will be one clue symbol dat idn't in any of da caches. It's der to makes da smart folks do the whole series just ta be sure they gots da right answr. Da symbol is what it is, just count it like yur momma taut ya to.
Yonder aur 3 unactivated geocoins in da final cache. One fer farst ta Fin`, one fer Second ta Fin` `n` one fer Third ta Fin`. farst cume, farst serve on which one yew want.
Good Luck!
