T.L.C.#7 (The Lazy Cacher) - P.P.L.L.P. Traditional Cache

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LZ33: The geocache owner has not responded to issues with this geocache, so the listing has fallen into archival status.

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LZ33
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Hidden : 8/28/2008
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1 out of 5

Size: Size: micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

This is the 7th installment for all of you Lazy Cachers out there. I did not want you lazy cachers out there in the sticks of Loganville to feel left out of this series, so here is one for you.

Are you a Lazy Cacher?
If you are, then this cache hunt is for you!

If you are NOT a Lazy Cacher, then don't bother hunting for this cache.

This hunt so incredibly easy that it will get you an un-earned smiley and you should be embarrassed to even log this one. It is so easy to find, that if you must decrypt the additional hint/spoiler, you may as well just sell your GPS now and quit Geocaching all together.

If you want to find out if you are a Lazy Cacher, take the little quiz posted below.

The cache is located in a parking lot of a very popular grocery store.

You are looking for a 35mm film cannister. Bring your own pen to sign the log. P.P.L.L.P. stands for Publix Parking Lot Light Pole. This is your hint. Actually it's a spoiler!
This cache is SO INCREDIBLY BORING that you should know what to do.

Let's find out if you qualify as being a LAZY CACHER.

I have come up with a few questions for you to answer. After answering all the questions, you will tally up your score and then find out how LAZY of a cacher you are. This quiz is all in good fun. Don't bother asking me what I scored on this one. I will not tell and you don't have to either.

NOTE: If you are physically unable to perform difficult cache hunts, you "DO NOT" qualify as a lazy cacher.

***THE LAZY CACHER QUIZ***

Question 1: Are you taking this little quiz?
Taken the quiz before = 0 points, skip to bottom of page.
Yes = 0 point
No = 20 points

Question 2: If available, do you decrypt and read the hints provided before going on the hunt?
Yes = 10 points
No = 0 points

Question 3: If the cache logs show that the cache is still hidden in place, do you base your decision to go on that cache hunt by reading how hard of a time other cachers have had finding the cache?
Yes = 4 points
No = 0 points

Question 4: If you attempt to hunt a Multi cache, at most, how many stages are you willing to hunt for to earn your smiley?
I don't hunt Multi caches = 10 points
2 stages = 3 points
3 stages = 1 point
4 or more stages = 0 points
Unknown posted stages = 0 points

Question 5: What is the hardest posted difficulty rating you are willing to hunt for?
1 star = 9 points
2 stars = 6 points
3 stars = 3 point
4 or 5 stars = 0 points
Don't care = 0 points

Question 6: What is the hardest posted terrain rating you are willing to hunt for?
1 star = 9 points
2 stars = 6 points
3 stars = 3 point
4 or 5 stars = 0 points
Don't care = 0 points

Question 7: How far are you willing to drive to a cache to earn your smiley?
Everyone gets 0 points. Gas prices are far to high to be asking this question.

Question 8: Do puzzle caches scare you away from a cache.
0 points to everyone. Not everybody has the patients to solve puzzles. Some people just don't have the time in their busy lives.

Question 9: When visiting a cache site and see some trash in the area, do you take the time to help keep surrounding areas clean by picking it up and throwing it away?
No = 10 points
I thought about it but it looks nasty! = 4 points
Yes = 0 points

Now add up your points and see the chart below to see where you rank on the Lazy Cacher list.

If you are physically unable to perform hard cache hunts, you are NOT a Lazy Cacher.
20 or more points: A score this high is just too pathetic to even rate!
16 to 19 points: Why even bother Geocaching. With a score this high, how can Geocaching even be fun for you?
10 to 15 points: You are a very Lazy Cacher.
4 to 9 points: You are somewhat of a Lazy Cacher.
0 to 3 points: You are a Gung-Ho outdoor enthusiast that loves challenges!

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Qb lbh ernyyl arrq guvf?...BX...Whfg yvsg gur fxveg, teno naq fvta gur pnpur, gura chg onpx. Lbh ner fb YNML!!! Naq V gubhtug lbh Ybtna-vgrf jrer fznegre guna gung!

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)


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