The Streak!
(Reporter):
Hello, everybody, this is your action news reporter with all the
news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the
supermarket.
There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir,
did you see what happened?
(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and
vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird.
And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But
it's too late, she'd already been incensed.
(Chorus) Here he comes, look at
that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh, yes, they call him the
Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek
Oh, yes, they call him the
Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique
(Reporter):
This is your action news reporter once again, and we're
here at the gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what
happened?
(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just
appeared out of the traffic.
Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't have nothin'
on but a smile.
I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink. I
hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late.
She'd already been mooned.
Flashed her right there in front of the shock
absorbers.
(Chorus) He ain't crude, look at
that, look at that He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that He's
just in the mood to run in the nude Oh, yes, they call him the
Streak Look at that, look at that He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that He's always makin' the news Wearin' just
his tennis shoes Guess you could call him unique
(Reporter): Once again, your
action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering the
disturbance at the basketball playoff.
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
(Witness): Yeah, I did. Half time,
I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow cone.
And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right
down the middle of the court.
Didn't have on nothing but his PF's.
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand.
I hollered up at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it was too late. She'd already got a free shot.
Grandstandin', right there in front of the home team.
(Witness): Look at that, look at
that Who's that with him?
Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
Where you goin'? Look at that, look at that Ethel, you shameless
hussy!
Say it isn't so, Look at that, look at that Ethel!
Ethelllllll!!! |