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Amersham bench Traditional Cache

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Hidden : 9/9/2008
Difficulty:
3 out of 5
Terrain:
1 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

It's a bench, and it's in Amersham


The cache contains a die (that's the singular of dice) and a ball point pen, for writing in the log. And a log, of course.

I placed this cache to commemorate the milestone of drsolly and ladysolly, of 5000 caches, completed September 9, 2008, just two years after we started caching on September 9, 2006.

Amersham consists of Amersham (usually called Old Amersham, or Amersham for short) and Amersham (usually called Top Amersham, because it's on top of the hill, sometimes called Amersham-on-the-hill), or Amersham for short. Top Amersham is where the Metropolitan line came, and it's a lot newer than Old Amersham, which is old. Indeed, it's olde. Very olde, and full of junk shops, sorry, antique shops, and old pubs with low beams for banging your head on. Top Amersham, by contrast, is fairly new. Us locals just call them both Amersham, which you might think is a bit confusing.

Does anyone actually read these descriptions, I mean after the first para or so? I'm sure they do for multis and puzzle caches, but I think most people, with a trad, don't bother reading the carefully crafted screed of words, but just go get the cache. If that's the case, then there's not a lot of point writing a long history of Amersham.

I suppose I could invent an entirely fictional history of Amersham, and no-one would notice. Did you know that this is where William the Conqueror stopped in 1069 for a pork pie and chips? Of course, the potato hadn't been invented at that point in time, so the chips were made out of fried bread.

So, this cache is in Amersham, and a bench is involved, but you probably already worked that out by now, I mean, I've said it often enough. But there is a bit of a twist, you'll probably find a decoy before you find the real cache. And you can't log a decoy, only the real cache. You can tell the difference, because a decoy has a taunting message inside, whereas the real cache has a log, and a ballpoint pen to write with. The idea of a decoy, is that you find it, and you get a rush of triumph like you get when you find a cache, but then when you open up the container, you get a total let-down. This, of course, is totally evil.

What's even more evil, is the Amersham Martyrs that were burned at the stake in 1521 for reasons that I cannot understand. Apparently, they liked to read the bible, and that was a no-no. So they got burned, because if you burn someone, you don't shed their blood, and the bible tells us not to shed people's blood. Maybe it should have said something more general, like not to kill people. Which it does, of course, rather bluntly, but that's not a part that's taken much notice of.

Well, there's lots more about Amersham you can read up about, it isn't just a bench, you know, although for reasons I don't understand, the Amersham Bench isn't mentioned on that site. And while you're in this area, you might have a go at the Chiltern Hundred. One hundred and ten caches that you can do in a single day. And after you've done that lot, you're going to want somewhere to sit down, won't you. Well, there's a bench. In Amersham.

Congratulations to Alibags and NotTheActor on a joint FTF

Congratulations to pieces_of_8 for First to Find Without a PAF

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Qvq V nyernql zragvba gung vg'f n orapu? Naq vg'f va Nzrefunz.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)